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theidiotking: A Day in the Life of An Indie-Porn Photoblogger 8:15 am - Wake up. I’m exhausted from the party last night, and pretty hung over. I wade though half empty PBR tall boys to get to the bathroom when I see Chelsea leaning against the wood paneling on the living room wall. She’s wearing only a tiger mask and tights that are bunched around her ankles. I’m glad I have my camera with me. 11:27 am - I wrangle Devon and Mitch to go get burritos. Devon is biting Mitch’s ear while he digs around his floor for a clean shirt. I’m lucky enough to get a clean shot of her boobs falling out of her plaid shirt as Mitch tosses her onto their vintage sofa. 2:23 pm - I get a text from Wendy saying her boyfriend’s back from Amsterdam. We go to his pool party and he’s spinning some pretty great soul stuff I’ve never heard of. There’s a girl making out with these 2 dutch twins on the Slip n Slide. She’s got a hand down both their pants. I’m lucky I bought that waterproof camera. 4:57pm - Skyler tells me I better get to the American Apparel factory, and fast. 20 cases of Polaroid film were discovered in a cardboard box that 4 AA models have been using as a bed. The film expired in 2002, which made all their boobs look slighty sepia toned. I didn’t bother waking them up to snap the photos. 6:11 pm - In line for the Kogi truck, I spot a girl peeing next to a bush. I trade her my place in line for a Holga pic of her squatting. 100% worth it. 10:20 pm - I tell every girl backstage at the Crystal Castles show that I work for Vice, and that pretty much takes up the rest of my night.

theidiotking:

A Day in the Life of An Indie-Porn Photoblogger

8:15 am - Wake up. I’m exhausted from the party last night, and pretty hung over. I wade though half empty PBR tall boys to get to the bathroom when I see Chelsea leaning against the wood paneling on the living room wall. She’s wearing only a tiger mask and tights that are bunched around her ankles. I’m glad I have my camera with me.

11:27 am - I wrangle Devon and Mitch to go get burritos. Devon is biting Mitch’s ear while he digs around his floor for a clean shirt. I’m lucky enough to get a clean shot of her boobs falling out of her plaid shirt as Mitch tosses her onto their vintage sofa.

2:23 pm - I get a text from Wendy saying her boyfriend’s back from Amsterdam. We go to his pool party and he’s spinning some pretty great soul stuff I’ve never heard of. There’s a girl making out with these 2 dutch twins on the Slip n Slide. She’s got a hand down both their pants. I’m lucky I bought that waterproof camera.

4:57pm - Skyler tells me I better get to the American Apparel factory, and fast. 20 cases of Polaroid film were discovered in a cardboard box that 4 AA models have been using as a bed. The film expired in 2002, which made all their boobs look slighty sepia toned. I didn’t bother waking them up to snap the photos.

6:11 pm - In line for the Kogi truck, I spot a girl peeing next to a bush. I trade her my place in line for a Holga pic of her squatting. 100% worth it.

10:20 pm - I tell every girl backstage at the Crystal Castles show that I work for Vice, and that pretty much takes up the rest of my night.

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